noruniru

I am really good at typing out long rant posts and never posting them.

No, Hulu Ad Tailor, birth control ads are not relevant to me.

For the twenty-seventh time.

Draconian Dignitary is now my favorite Dersite.

Grandma: insists on giving me money
insists on putting money in red envelope
pulls out thick wad of dollar bills
is given red envelope
tries to stuff wad, still folded, into envelope
tries unsuccessfully for four seconds
basically says "screw it"
and just folds up envelope with money
and hands it to me
Me: lol okay

Tenzin is the most precious fifty-year-old man.

I’m rather disappointed in some people who claim to know the love of God right now.

Yes, the world is going to end because the president may (or may just be trying to pull in more votes) be gay. Let’s all just bash on the man who God allowed into a place of power that should be respected, regardless of whether or not you agree with him.

Because Jesus said it’s okay to dump haterade on people.

I laugh and shake my head when drama comes up among Christian blogs.

Like, really?

Lord Jesus help them.

“Eleazar Maccabeus was crushed to death at the Battle of Beth-zechariah by a war elephant that he believed to be carrying Seleucid King Antiochus V. Charging into battle, Eleazar rushed underneath the elephant and thrust a spear into its belly, whereupon it fell dead on top of him.”

Ultra facepalm.